a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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