i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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