Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
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my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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