Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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