After last night, I could never be a politician.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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