I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
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