It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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