Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
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