four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
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Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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