This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
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