the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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