He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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