Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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