the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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