Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
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She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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