you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
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I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
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It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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