Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
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