No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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