yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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