He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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