At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
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Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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