it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
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She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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