Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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