I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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