i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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