careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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