yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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