You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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