You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
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