The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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