Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
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My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
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I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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