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say what?
wanna hang out?
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
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remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
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holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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