PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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