what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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