someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
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Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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