I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
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She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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