Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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