I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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