D3 body, D1 cock
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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