He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
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Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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