I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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