Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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