pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
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We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
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He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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