I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
you made out with another girl for some wings
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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