4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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