real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
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Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
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I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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