What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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