Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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