You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
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