so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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