He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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