He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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