i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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