and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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