i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
