if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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