Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
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Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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