please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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