He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
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